When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down—with the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
-Cave Johnson, Founder & CEO of Aperture Science Inc.
“What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? … Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!”